Sneaky Dee’s hasn’t always been stationed at College and Bathurst. We actually used to be right by Honest Ed’s, which you better be familiar with or we’re revoking your Toronto card. And you better know by now we make damn good and affordable food. So good in fact that when we were shacked up near Honest Ed’s, Ed himself would buy his staff breakfast from us every morning! Lucky bastards.
Rumour has it that if you can get your ass out of bed every day before 4 PM, then you can get a classic breakfast from us for under 5 bucks! What’s classic? Maybe a drool-worthy two eggs, bacon and toast, maybe not. Worth a shot, though – we all know you sure as hell can’t cook for yourself.
There’s nothing like costumed debauchery at Dee’s! Halloween’s on a Friday this year, so no excuses – we want to see you dressed up and messed up over here. Only $5 to get into the mayhem! Don’t forget to to share your ridiculous pics with #SpookyDees. Who knows, we might make fun of – uh, we mean feature you on our website later.
Halloween isn’t on a weekend for no reason.. I’m sure by the time you get your ass outta bed on Saturday and come in for brunch, you’ll have a few hours to prepare for SHRIEK A TAIL on Saturday night!
Are you tired of spending your holidays alone? Cooking a feast for ten and having enough leftovers for nine? Or maybe you’re just really hungry! Well, no matter the reason, come celebrate Thanksgiving with you pals at Dee’s!
We have specials that you can only get this weekend! If you come in Sunday, October 12 after 4 PM or Monday, October 13 at any time, you can get the following:
Turkey Dinner (only $15.95!) – Roasted turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce and a dinner roll!
Pumpkin Pie ($2.95) – Thanksgiving classic!
Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cupcake ($2.50) – Your new best friend!
Don’t be lame and cook your own mediocre dinner. Come enjoy a real Thanksgiving feast here at Dee’s!
Listen up! Lights, the sweetest artist around, is launching her new pop album Little Machines this Tuesday, September 23!
We’re big fans of Lights, but she’s also a big fan of us and our nachos, so obviously we did what we do best and immortalized her awesomeness in her very own signature dish.
We’re celebrating Little Machines by giving you 10% off Lights’ Cactus In The Valley dish this coming Tuesday. One day only!
Her Cactus In The Valley nachos are tortillas-topped with seasoned chicken, rice, salsa roja, frijoles, grilled peppers and onions, then baked with cheese and topped with fresh guacamole and sour cream. Seriously, if you don’t eat these, we’ll come to your table and do it ourselves.
Treat yourself to a plate of Cactus In The Valley nachos on Lights’ album release day, and you’ll get 10% off your plate, which you can then put towards your purchase of Little Machines. Nachos and great music – can you get any better? Hint: the answer is no.
See you on Tuesday!
Hey night owls! Quit trying to nap away your hangover and listen up: in celebration of Toronto Beer Week, we have a 4 AM LAST CALL this entire week! That gives you party animals an extra few hours for wild times and bad decisions.
Toronto Beer Week runs until September 20, and for more information on that you can click here . The words Toronto, Beer and Week go so damn well together don’t they? Make sure you and your drunk friends come visit us rather than some half-assed bar for your beer week needs!
Since school’s back in session, we decided to do something special for all of you bright and dedicated scholars. You’re not slacking off in class to read this, right? Well now, if you’re a Toronto post-secondary school student, you could just nab a Sneaky Dee’s Scholarship!
All you gotta do to enter to win is join the Sneaky Dee’s Honour Roll by signing up for our mailing list here. We’ll pull the winner at random! Winning the scholarship means you and a pal will get to eat here FREE once a week for the whole damn school year! What do you have to lose?
If you don’t happen to be our lucky winner, you can still treat your withering wallet to our Broke-Ass Student Menu. We’re bringing it back, baby! Come drown your stone-broke sorrows and fall semester tears in a plate of one of our favourites for only $5!
Take your broke-ass pick from any of the following dishes:
Our spicy & juicy jalapeno poppers
A steep plate of classic Dee’s nachos
Our fresh-to-death avocado spring rolls
The majestic Mexican-dip platter
Some mouth-watering poutine
Scrounge up those nickels and dimes for a cheap meal every weekday between 11 AM and 7 PM!
Join the Sneaky Dee’s Honour Roll at http://sneaky-dees.com/honour-roll/!
Alright, Toronto. You want it, you got it! We teamed up with Just Eat so you can get our drool-worthy eats to go. Hungover in bed? There’s delivery! In the area but gotta bolt? There’s pick up! Something strange in your neighbourhood? Uh wait, those are the other guys. ANYWAYS, head to just-eat.ca/restaurants-sneaky-dees to get ordering!